Back in Sydney
Well. I arrived back in Sydney last night after a great few days in Mebourne and The Great Ocean Road. The time is winding down as I only have 2 days left before embarking on my god awful journey back to the US. It will entail 25 hours of flying and airports. But, there will be another time to worry about that-- Sunday. As for now, I am going to just try and enjoy my last couple of days that I get to spend here and with Debbie. The agenda looks pretty relaxed. One day in the Blue Mountains. One day at Manly Beach in Sydney. Easy enough. Nice to see the race riots in Sydney have subsided and all is well. Other Notes:
The Kangaroo pictured is one of the finest crime stopping kangaroos in the world and has been hired for the boss case.
The Schwartz' Melbourne family are all definitely cooler than Elliott.
NO UGGS!!!!!!
Todd's bags made it from Kyouleurfdsrstan and arrived in Sydney only to be caught up in the riots in Cronulla. Rumors of Australians yelling at the Lebanese "Fuck Todd's Bags" are rampant.
Todd has global appeal as his humor is well respected around the world. Debbie is currently working on a tour of Australia for his comedy routine.
Did I mention NO UGGS?
Elliott will be charged a "unauthorized car usage" fee equal to 6 months rent. Somebody has to pay for all the fun on this trip.
Do I still have a job?
posted by hkalin @ 5:26 PM
3 Comments:
At 9:28 PM,
Anonymous said…
Howard, hold off on those kangaroos, Boss's reign of terror is over!!!
It all went down this morning as Dennis Franz, reprising his role as Andy Sipowicz, joined the investigation. They responded to a complaint and took two of Boss's known associates into custody.
After spending a few hours getting yelled at by Sipowicz they gave up her location. Oddly enough, it was your backyard.
Police responded quickly and lured her out of hiding with a Ted Williams autographed baseball. The good news is, it all ended without any injuries, except for the baseball. You're probably not going to be happy when you see it.
Boss will be released into Elliott's custody tomorrow. I hope you're happy with what you're gallivanting around the world has caused.
At 12:12 PM,
Anonymous said…
NO UGGS?????
THANKS! I knew it! Just wait, mommy will be there next week for 5 days!!!!!!!!!! HAHA ENJOY!!! That's sweeter revenge!
At 9:36 PM,
Anonymous said…
You do not have a job.we can sell fine without you.
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