Happy Birthday Beleza (Boss) and Special Tuesday Tidbits...

Today is a very special day. It is Beleza's 4th birthday. Despite some transgressions- urinating from excitement, bulldozing the trash and tearing up everything in it, running away after a squirrel that never gets caught, and going to the bathroom in Elliott's room after being yelled at, she has been a good girl and good dog. I can't believe it has been 4 years already. So, because of the special occassion, I will not turn over Tuesday Tidbits to the birthday girl:

• Why do I eat the same thing for breakfast and dinner every day? Variety please.
• Why does Elliott never take me for walks?
• Can you get me a new damn softball? I have been chasing the same one for months.
• Why does Ginger bark so much? Chill out.
• Why have I never caught a squirrel?
• Why does Aunt Laura suck?
• Do they eat my kind in Korea?
• Are jewish owners always too cheap to buy a new softball?
• Why did Elliott tackle me for an entire month and call me Reggie Bush?
• Why is Jeff so damn big?
• Why does Jennifer Caran never shut up?
• Why do I have webbed feet if I never go swimming?
• When will I shit in Elliott's room again?
• Why does Howard yell at me for begging? The sucker gives me food all the time.
• When is Grandma coming back? She is the only one who gives me great bones.
• Does anybody really read this stupid blog?
• Why does Howard run around the house yelling, "I am the godfather of blogs."
• Why doesn't Todd stay in Argentina?
• Is anybody else a fan of the San Antonio Spurs, Oakland Raiders, and All Blacks Rugby?
• When is Debbie coming to visit me?
• Why does Howard come home smelling like another dog and not think I will notice?
• Why do I just love everybody?
• Can I say Thank You to everyone for 4 great years?