What is this man's problem?

I just can't understand. After getting his first taste of kangaroo jerky. The christmas holiday coming up. New Years right around the corner. Seemingly well liked and respected by friends. What would make this man so upset?

Is this picture taken right after Elliott handed him a serious beating? Did Santa Claus threaten to give him a lump of coal for Christmas? Did Jennifer Caron give him a tongue lashing for referring to her as Jennifer Caran? Please somebody help explain his plight.

As for me, what did I do today? Well. A lot. In the spirit of my recently completed trip, I bungy jumped off the roof of my house, although I landed pretty hard on the front lawn. I filled the basement with water and snorkeled. Not much pretty coral or fish to see. After that didn't work, I ran a mini jet boat around the basement. Not all that exciting. I froze the water and hiked the "glacier". Pretty much sucked. I went hang gliding from the garage roof, but found out the driveway hurts. Went to the beach. Too damn cold to get a suntan or sunburn. And the waves in Atlanta aren't very good. Drove down "The Great Ocean Road" otherwise known as I75. Not much to see. Saw some kangaroos and koalas. They looked like a black dog named Boss.

OK. Never mind. I didn't do anything but work, looked at my pictures for the 14th time and felt sorry for myself. Such is life. It will be Christmas in just a couple of days. Wait. I get left out of that one also. OK. Done for now. Back to sadness. Maybe I will just drown myself in Australian wine later.